If you ask to a Chartered Accountant
What's 2+2 ?
What's 2+2 ?
ENGINEER "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02."
MATHEMATICIAN "In 2 hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following proof."
PHYSICIST "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."
LOGICIAN "This problem is solvable."
SOCIAL WORKER "I don't know the answer, but I'm glad we discussed this important question."
ATTORNEY "In the case of Smith vs State,2+2 was declared to be 4."
TRADER "Are you buying or selling?"
ACCOUNTANT "What Would you like it to be?"
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